Published on July 8th, 2013 | by Paul Morris0
3 things I learned from being hospitalised by a Bear
Today I took to an adventure theme park with the wife and our 2 children.
I decided to pick a fight with a 10 foot Bear in a Shoryuken-Ryu-Streetfighter-styley.
I came off worse for wear.
I hit the Bears chin full force with my shoryuken attack, gashed my knuckle (to the bone no less) and went to Hospital for treatment.
3 life lessons have been learned that I feel we can all benefit from hence in this cathartic sharing piece de resistance…
1/ Do not pick a fight with a Bear
2/ Do not be an idiot and try to re-enact that super difficult Street Fighter move on a Bear with an iron chin
3/ Do not take your eye of your goal. i.e. become distracted by other things and miss your true goal (in this case it was 1 cm to the left of the Bears chin)
That is all.